lovejoyjohnlock:

applepiewithextrafreedom:

a-princess-in-disguise:

death-by-lulz:

tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

but it ended up being adorable

No i dont think you understand. dexter saw drops of blood in the bathroom before seeing that his wife was brutally murdered in the tub in season 4. harrison was one year old and was present during the murder. he was soaked in blood on the floor when dexter discovered the body. that scene was by far one of the most traumatic scenes on television. imagine seeing another wedding episode on game of thrones and try not to be terrified for what ever is about to fucking happen. thats how this scene felt when i saw it on tv. its like fuck not again!

O_O I was happy not knowing that.

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Donald Glover live tweets people having sex at a Bank of America. 

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imagineyourotp:

Imagine Person A of your OTP getting a papercut or some other minor injury and Person B kissing it better.

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andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

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jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

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jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

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waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

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  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

16stolenxpaperthin:

I saw our future.

For Rachel. A SUPER-BELATED Happy Birthday to you, sweetie. ;3
Also for my Breaking Benjamin buddy whom I now adore because you realized where my blog title came from <3

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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weeping-daleks:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

damfrozencupcakes:

to anyone who messages me:

this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen

THE COLOR LOOKS SO RIGHT

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